I'm too afraid of what happens

When I fall asleep

serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

the-social-recluse:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

cybergata:

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cybergata:

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madorka:

forcing someone with a phobia to ‘face their fears’ and potentially triggering them and giving them a panic attack does not cure phobias

edwardspoonhands:

robscallon:

I found out one measure of Pharrell’s “Happy” is exactly 6 seconds…

A MILLION STARS!

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

the-girl-who-dreams-big:

call9-1-1:

nasturbate:

bedustandshadows:

I AM DYING 

call 911 dont comment on my posts

well damn alright then

LMFAOOO

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

sofapizza:

Well, that escalated quickly.

sofapizza:

Well, that escalated quickly.

curlyboff:

dogs are stupid I want twenty

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Tennessee! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Tennessee! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars