I'm too afraid of what happens

When I fall asleep

songofyourself said: how do you not eat salt with your food?

IDK I just never have? I mean, I put it on if I’m cooking something, but after it’s cooked it never needs it. 

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

psdo:

*shrug*

important for any artist

Also for bigger boobs, more support for standard bras than sports bras

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

psdo:

*shrug*

important for any artist

Also for bigger boobs, more support for standard bras than sports bras

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

queentacotruck:

I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man

My roommate would be shocked right now because I just aded salt to my dinner.

Basically I never do this, except I had to this time bc I bought off brand Sloppy Joe supplies to save a little moolah and basically it made them taste like shit.

Nothing like being woken up by a dream of yourself puking.

There is a single spot on my back that hurts so bad and I can’t reach it to massage it out so I spent a lot of time trying to stretch it out but its not working. :(

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

did-you-kno:

Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.
Source

did-you-kno:

Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.

Source

Hmmmm. With that name do you even wonder why I didn’t reply??

Hmmmm. With that name do you even wonder why I didn’t reply??

surprisebitch:

this is the best, all of the jokes in this website related to his name can go home

surprisebitch:

this is the best, all of the jokes in this website related to his name can go home