im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
forcing someone with a phobia to ‘face their fears’ and potentially triggering them and giving them a panic attack does not cure phobias
I found out one measure of Pharrell’s “Happy” is exactly 6 seconds…
A MILLION STARS!
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni
I AM DYING
call 911 dont comment on my posts
well damn alright then
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
Well, that escalated quickly.
dogs are stupid I want twenty