I'm too afraid of what happens

When I fall asleep

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Agents of B.L.O.O.P.E.R.S.: Chloe Bennet

awwww-cute:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

awwww-cute:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

I should draw a giant DH symbol on my face tomorrow for school, right??

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

nizzerd:

"I’m a black kid. Try to teach me about slavery without me feeling resentment towards white people."


His face though…

Track Title: Lux Aeterna

Artist: Clint Mansell

Album: Requiem For A Dream
Using my coffeepot brew a ton of maté is always a good idea.

Using my coffeepot brew a ton of maté is always a good idea.

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

i tried to do a keysmash in the air and it hurt my finger. :(

lol i just got asked if i have children after being invited to a vbs and then subsequently the church basically right across the street from my apartment complex. do i even look like i’m ready to have children yet?